To All You Haters

Alright - The blog is back! It's fresh, it's new, and I'm full of things to tell you about! Check daily and i'll keep the creative juice flowing. 

Mostly I'd like to keep you updated on things about "S-Shady" that drive me crazy.

1.) Her undying love for the Microsoft office assistants -  Cool when your are in 7th grade or when your  70 - neither of which I am.... However, nearly every day I get to experience  S-Shady's joy as she chooses her assistant for the day. The options include: the paper clip "Clippy"-  a wizard "Dumbledore" - the cat "Iris May" - and the dog "Sir Ben".  Don't get too excited there is more....after choosing your assistant you can than perform a variety of actions to invoke a response from your new friend. For example if you sit at stare blankly at your computer screen for 2 min Dumbledore will fall asleep and if you open a word document and pretend to forget to save it he will be so kind as to knock on your screen and ask you if you know what you are about to do.  There's more....Sir ben occasionally crawls through a Dog door and appears out of no where on your screen (S-Shady really loves that one) and Iris May "makes the cutest little paw prints on the screen"

AHHHHHHHHH somebody kill Clippy or I'm throwing the computer out the Window. S- Shady would be mad I didn't recycle and probably sort the pieces by glass, aluminum, and plastic.